现代哲学，有道理

乐天123

现代哲学
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4ae31c7b01009kca.html，



1、话只说一遍的是皇帝，话说两遍的是宰相，话说四遍的是太监，话反反复复说个没完没了的那是穷人家的老婆。



2、一个人说了算的是专横，两个人说了算的是平衡，三个人说了算的是制横，大家说了都不算，那时我们村的老规矩。



3、挂一个头衔的是主事的，挂两个头衔的是干事的，挂三个头衔的是说事的，挂四个头衔的是惹事的，挂一大串头衔的是蒙事的。



4、治一种病症的是好药，治多种病症的药是去痛片，包治百病的是假药，药到病除的是毒药。



5、信息传播的速度：报纸不如电视，电视不如广播，广播不如网络，网络不如女人的嘴。

乐天123

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