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An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists. "She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
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Doctor: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient: No, but my watch, TV, iPod, and laptop have.
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A business executive visits his dear Chinese friend in the hospital. "Li kai yang qi guan," says the sick man feebly. The executive desperately wants to help him, but he doesn't speak Mandarin. "Li kai yang qi guan!" says the patient, as he draws his last breath. Later that year, the executive is in Shanghai on business when he finally learns the meaning of Li kai yang qi guan: "Get off my oxygen tube."
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一对老年夫妇正在汉堡王里小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成2份。一个客车司机很同情他们，于是提出要给老太太单独买份汉堡。“没关系，什么东西我们都是共同分享的，”老头说。
几分钟后，卡车司机发现老太太一点东西都没有吃。“我真的不介意为您妻子买份吃的”司机坚持地说，“她会吃的。”老头保证说。
卡车司机不相信，于是问老太太“为什么你不吃呢？”
“因为我在等着用我的假牙。”老太太说。
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医生：你听从我开着窗子睡觉的建议了吗？
病人：是的
医生：那你的哮喘情况完全消失了吧？
病人：没有，但我的手表、电视、ipod和笔记本电脑全消失了。
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某商业主管去探访生病住院的中国朋友，
"Li kai yang qi guan," 病人微弱地说，
商业主管很想帮助他，但不知他说的什么意思。
"Li kai yang qi guan," ，咽气之前，病人再次这么说。
那年年末，该主管去上海出差，最后终于明白了"Li kai yang qi guan" 就是“离开氧气管”的意思。 |
发表于 2010-3-16 13:01:44
