8697519 发表于 2022-11-20 08:49:47

疫情段子，每日一笑

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8697519 发表于 2022-11-20 18:11:45


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8697519 发表于 2022-11-20 19:27:59

父母都是阳性。婴儿大概率阳性，挂的。。
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8697519 发表于 2022-11-21 09:31:34


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刘戈 发表于 2022-11-21 10:04:35

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苦命打工仔 发表于 2022-11-21 10:24:19

看看卡塔尔世界杯

看看卡塔尔世界杯，运动员生龙活虎，观众不戴口罩，活力四射，问世间，谁才是东亚病夫！

8697519 发表于 2022-11-21 10:32:22

苦命打工仔 发表于 2022-11-21 10:24
看看卡塔尔世界杯，运动员生龙活虎，观众不戴口罩，活力四射，问世间，谁才是东亚病夫！

不管哪个国家新冠阳性了，都得居家隔离，如果你在街上大喊我新冠阳性还出门溜达，会被逮捕并巨额罚款。工作被开除的同时还得蹲监狱。

8697519 发表于 2022-11-21 10:34:57

苦命打工仔 发表于 2022-11-21 10:24
看看卡塔尔世界杯，运动员生龙活虎，观众不戴口罩，活力四射，问世间，谁才是东亚病夫！

如果世界杯期间，你在卡塔尔新冠阳性了，规定得居家隔离，如果阳性了还满街跑，查到更严格，罚你倾家荡产蹲监狱最少三年以上。

长乐海连天 发表于 2022-11-21 11:01:35

石家庄顶不住压力，试点失败了。接下来还是继续精准防控不动摇，这个必然是持久战。

浩浩渺渺 发表于 2022-11-21 11:17:51

说白了 谁都不想当出头鸟 如果全国都一起来 谁也不怕谁https://app.changle.com.cn/public/emotion/face_014.png
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